JOKES

I am so slackin' on the jokes lately. Here are few to make up for them...

From Aunt Diane:
Q: Why did the Siamese twins go to England?
A: So the other one could drive.

Some more:
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

Q: Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
A: Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.