The rest of today will consist of school. Blah. Work has been slow. I only did one dog on Monday. And two on Wednesday. One of the dogs on Wednesday was a Chow Chow though...at least I made money on that dog.
More news later!
Joke of the day:
It's the dead of night and into the front room of a house comes a flash of light. It's burglar Bill and he is holding a torch.
As he looks about for things to take he hears a voice, the voice is saying
"Jesus is watching you".
Obviously startled by this the burglar turns toward the voice and to his surprise he finds a parrot in a cage.
Walking toward the parrot he asks "did you just say something little parrot?".
Yes I did Mr burglar I said "Jesus is watching you".
Well parrot if you think that you are being cleaver by appealing to my conscience you are sadly mistaken, said the burglar.
"No Mr burglar you are missing the point Jesus IS watching you" said the parrot.
Now I understand Mr parrot is your name is Jesus by any chance?
Oh no Mr burglar my name is Poly, Jesus is the Doberman standing behind you.
As he looks about for things to take he hears a voice, the voice is saying
"Jesus is watching you".
Obviously startled by this the burglar turns toward the voice and to his surprise he finds a parrot in a cage.
Walking toward the parrot he asks "did you just say something little parrot?".
Yes I did Mr burglar I said "Jesus is watching you".
Well parrot if you think that you are being cleaver by appealing to my conscience you are sadly mistaken, said the burglar.
"No Mr burglar you are missing the point Jesus IS watching you" said the parrot.
Now I understand Mr parrot is your name is Jesus by any chance?
Oh no Mr burglar my name is Poly, Jesus is the Doberman standing behind you.
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